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[OL] wild crazy sex on the pool table ???

Von: Mr. Mistery (nietmailen@chello.nl) [Profil]
Datum: 01.11.2009 02:09
Message-ID: <4aecdffe$0$83238$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl>
Newsgroup: rec.humor nl.humorbe.jokes alt.humor.dutch alt.humor
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A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very
surprised when a very, VERY attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her
face was beaming. He gave her that ! "Who are you look," and couldn't
remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his puzzled look, she
figured she had made a mistake and apologized.  "Look," she said "I'm
really
sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my
children," and she walked out of the store. The guy stood there for a minute
dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to?
Here is a really attractive woman who can't even keep track of who fathers
her children!" Then he began to get a little panicky.  "I don't remember
her," he thought but, MAYBE?. During one of the wild parties he had been to
when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! He ran from the
store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met
at a party back in college and then we got really drunk and had this wild
crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" "No", she said with a
horrified look on her face.  "I'm your son's SCHOOL TEACHER!"

Mr. Mistery.

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