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[OL] those girls you see advertised in phone booths.....

Von: Mr. Mistery (nietmailen@chello.nl) [Profil]
Datum: 05.11.2009 00:53
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought
I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your
calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl
calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She
had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,
long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So I'm in
my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman
says. God, she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd
like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight
with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it
hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night
long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring all your implements, toys, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks.We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me
up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything
you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic,
but for an outside line you need to press 9."

Mr. Mistery.

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